In a nutshell
Oh Season 4, you were a treasure trove of inconsistent storylines and major supporting characters who rarely showed up on screen. In Season 4 we met Julie Costello, whom I will one day devote an entire post to because her character (and her real life persona) were perhaps the most controversial of any Growing Pains cast members. We also met and said goodbye to poor Matthew Perry (aka Sandy). We saw Jason’s mother get married, though not without a fair share of drama nor without a team of Swedish gymnasts. If this sounds a bit all over the place, it’s because Season 4 was a bit all over the place. In a strange way, I’ve come to think of this as a Growing Pains hallmark.
What we Learned This Season
- Jason’s near perfect pattern of parenting and psychiatric know-how really, really started to slip into some seriously questionable terrain.
- Mike has more to offer than just being a scammer and trouble-maker. All it took was love to right that ship.
- The Seavers have a nanny, but you will almost never see her actually doing any nanny-like duties.
- Carol was on the receiving end of way too many fat jokes this season. I feel like season 4 was the real culmination in Carol fat jokes, which is appalling to watch given what we know about her anorexia in real life, and because she was never, ever, actually fat. I mean, clearly we need to move beyond commenting on anyone’s weight regardless of what it is, but it makes zero sense to have so many fat jokes for a skinny person. Ugh. Okay, I’ll get off my soapbox.
- Poor Ben really got no good storylines the entire season, leading me to wonder what his experience was like in the early seasons of Growing Pains.
Best Episodes
- Episode 11: In Carol we Trust: I love me a good Carol-decides-to-break-all-the-rules episode and this one had Carol breaking the rules in spades. In short order she: lied about her age, snuck out to a wine bar with a boy she’d just met, broke curfew, lied to her parents about the reason for breaking curfew (with the best excuse ever: major cattle truck accident), and snuck a boy into the house while her parents were out. This is Growing Pains at its best, plus we meet Sandy, one of my most beloved Growing Pains guest stars.
- Episode 20: Second Chance: Oh man, this is a heart-breaker of an episode. After nine episodes during which we barely see Sandy, Carol nevertheless manages to fall head over heals in love with him. And then **SPOILER ALERT**, Sandy is ripped away from us in a tragic car accident, all to teach us a lesson about drunk driving. I’m making it sound cheesy, but honestly it’s one of the most devastating PSA sitcom episodes I’ve ever seen.
- Episode 4: Family Ties Part I & Part II: Sometimes when Jason is totally irrational and borderline crazy, I find it highly amusing. This is one such episode where he decides that he’s going to treat Mike like a tenant instead of a son, all over getting stiffed on a paltry $50 monthly rent fee. It’s non-sensical, over the top, and yet completely enjoyable.
Worst Episodes
- Episode 19: Show 90. Who Knew? Jason goes full on helicopter parent and causes Mike to get a failing grade on his psychology paper. Not only does Jason demonstrate bad parenting, but he also calls his own psychiatrist expertise into question. All in all, this was both boring and infuriating.
- Episode 12: Working Mother of the Year: I don’t want to rain on the importance of valuing working mothers, but this episode was awful. The only, and I mean only, redeeming moments of this episode were the two minutes Maggie spends talking to a cleaning staff member at the awards ceremony she missed. The rest of the episode was a steaming pile of boredom and Ishtar jokes.
- Episode 15: Anniversary from Hell: Creepy cousin Larry is still stuck in my mind as the most disturbing part of this episode. Why was he hitting on relatives at a family function?!?!?! Aside from that, this was a big, old mess of an anniversary party, aside from the fact that it featured a legit pie fight.
Get ready for the downward slide into Growing Pains last three seasons. Next week we’re back with the Season 5 premiere, featuring the big resolution to a major cliffhanger. Stay tuned!